lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

my dad once told me hes home
I was home
he was 30 miles away

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21 hours ago 37,611 notes

fugrats:

ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

actually I’m an art student and I don’t get why it’s that awesome to all of you

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22 hours ago 569,457 notes

Not with that attitude

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22 hours ago 20,652 notes

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

Not sarcastic while I sleep

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23 hours ago 468,663 notes

not-pizza:

Finding that one black clothing among other black clothes is the hardest thing in the morning

1 day ago 642 notes

My classmates last name is Moist and it’s the most horrible punishment I can think of

1 day ago 26 notes

disneyismyescape:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

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1 day ago 321,345 notes

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

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1 day ago 70,587 notes

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

or what I ate today

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1 day ago 218,492 notes

princeofhella:

pastaconstitution:

I JUST LOOKED IN MY BAG FROM TORA-CON AND FOUND SOMEONE’S PHONE. I’M PRETTY SURE IT BELONGED TO A MEENAH I WAS HANGING OUT WITH NAMED SHILOH. IF ANYONE KNOWS HER IN PERSON PLEASE TELL HER I THINK I HAVE HER PHONE????

Oh god guys pls signal boost this. Shilohs probably flipping out

Battery low 0%

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2 days ago 15,146 notes

h0rsefetus:

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reminder for everyone to take ur meds today!!!!

image

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2 days ago 2,656 notes

not-pizza:

Finding that one black clothing among other black clothes is the hardest thing in the morning

2 days ago 642 notes

megasilly:

okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location

the possibilities are endless

so you basicly want to tattoo a gif

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2 days ago 87,226 notes
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April
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tantriccuddling:

thebohemiancircus:

the-fake-secret-diary:

Lorde voldemort

No we’ll never be mortals

(mortals)

you can call me lord V

tantriccuddling:

thebohemiancircus:

the-fake-secret-diary:

Lorde voldemort

No we’ll never be mortals

(mortals)

you can call me lord V

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2 days ago 275,555 notes

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

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3 days ago 534,133 notes