volatile-duchess:

lawnegbert:

you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and  the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm

WHAT THE FUCK

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12 hours ago 81,078 notes

ladyhistory:

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT BEING A TEACHER FEELS LIKE

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13 hours ago 218,344 notes

davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

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14 hours ago 168,976 notes

adventuretimegrabyourdog:

This is my ruler and notepad tattoo. I believe that tattoos can be used for functionality as well as memory. I’m a designer, so I use the ruler for buttons, zippers, and trim widths. Usually the notepad has an address or to-do list on it. :) 

You know what, this is actually fucking genius.

What if your fingers grow?

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14 hours ago 228,532 notes

bookcharactersthough:

theysayoftheacropolis:

biggestpens:

twatsoooooooon:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

cumberfields:

Yes Ron cover your boobs because you’re a girl

He’s also wearing a shirt

Guys… he lived with the goddamn Twins for YEARS, that’s probably an instinctive ‘Please don’t throw an experimental potion or giant spider on me’ reaction…

…at least he’ll never have that problem again…

Look me in the eye and tell me that was really necessary

NOT EVEN IN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND THAT WAS A DOUCHE MOVE

how are you not in the fandom

i thought everyone was in the fandom

let’s make this clear right here and now that everyone is in the harry potter fandom whether they know it or not

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20 hours ago 335,363 notes

dietcrush:

My mom was born in 1969 so some of her usernames have a 69 at the end and I haven’t found an appropriate way to tell her why she can’t do this

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1 day ago 124,495 notes

judicial-thesis:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i love being in people’s dreams

well unless i get killed or something

Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed

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1 day ago 76,877 notes

transparent-flowers:

funny-gif-1:

http://gifini.com/

i can’t stop laughing omfg

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1 day ago 2,343 notes

iamcompletecrap:

i wish i was even half as brave as finn

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1 day ago 185,847 notes

Y u do dis

2 days ago 20 notes

cheesywheezes:

not-pizza:

How do people even sleep without cats?

dogs

2 days ago 109 notes

cheesywheezes:

not-pizza:

How do people even sleep without cats? B

dogs

2 days ago 109 notes

grinderman2:

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

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2 days ago 88,093 notes

every time I try to take a nice picture of my cat this happens

whaT ARE YOU DOING??

sthaap

2 days ago 67 notes
Tell two things that you like about yourself, and then pass this to the first ten people on your dash. #TeamSelfEsteem
Anonymous

1. I went running today (wow I know)
2. I have 10 fingers.